Week In Review

Random thoughts from the last week:

I wonder what Christian Bale and his mom and sister were arguing about before he allegedly assaulted them? I think it may have gone something like this:

"Mom: Christian why are you wearing that silly cape around the house?

Christian: I'm Batman!

Sister: No you're not. You just play Batman in the movies.

Christian: Shut up Joker! I'm Batman!

POW. WHAM."

In all seriousness though I wonder who is going to Bale him out of prison? Get it?

My new favorite quote as told by Jim Kaat during a recent Yankees broadcast: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift that's why they call it the present."

What do you think sounds louder when you chew it? Pretzels or carrots?

I don't know what a deviated septum is but it sounds cool.

I still can't figure out why tourists like to go to Ground Zero. There's nothing to see there. It's just a giant construction site. If they want to see a giant construction site they should visit Northeastern's campus at 3 am.

How come people have to learn how to drive but no one ever has to learn how to walk? If you think about it no one really knows how to walk. People are bumping into each other left and right. Talking on their cell phones while they walk. Trying to read a book while they walk. Walking in groups that take up the whole length of the sidewalk so that you can't pass. Walking at different speeds. Where is the walking speed lane? How do you alert other pedestrians to the fact that you want to slow down, speed up, or change directions?