Not looking for a midget to join me and my girlfriend in a threesome. Just looking to post a hilarious list. This time around it's things that I can't believe actually happened/are happening. I can't believe that:
Most people I know don't watch Lost
Kobe Bryant scored 81 points in one game
The media has been praising Kobe not calling him a ball hog
The Madison Square Garden record for most consecutive sold out shows is only 10
Bode Miller is going to be represeting my country
Bruce Willis and Ashton Kutcher are friends
Scientists can't agree on what constitutes a planet
Most people don't think crop circles are real
I haven't missed a day of blogging yet
Brian B. is actually funny. When did that happen?
Kevin Federline thinks he can sing
Brittany Spears married a piece of trailer trash like Kevin Federline
Amish in the City wasn't picked up for a second season
The Yankees wouldn't want a high salaried, one dimensional, over the hill slugger in Mike Piazza
Anna Benson actually said she would sleep with the whole team if Kris ever cheated on her
People take softball as seriously as they do
I don't have a girlfriend
That I never had an imaginary friend growing up
I don't have my own reality show yet
I'm actually moving to Florida
People still watch American Idol
Freddie Prince Jr. has his own show
The Colts lost
It's almost baseball season
Soccer is the most popular sport in the world
Fruit isn't in season year round
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