Definitely Not Hot

Over 100 people voted on www.amihotornot.com and the verdict is in....I'm definitely not hot.

Perhaps my low score (5.9) can be attributed to the fact that I only have one ear, a ridicilously high forehead that you can shot a slapshot off of, and creepy red eyes that make me look possessed.

Or maybe, just maybe, if I had friends who would have hooked me up with high scores I would have faired better. But no, I had to have friends like Brian M. who give me a 1 and would have given me a zero if it were an option.

But I'm okay with that. It's not like I'm going to cry myself to sleep tonight because nobody thinks that I'm hot. I don't need other people to validate my self worth and boost my self esteem. I know deep down inside that I am a sexy beast. I don't need a website to tell me that. I tell myself that everyday.

Which probably explains why I'm still single. After all, when you love yourself as much as I do there's not enough love to give to anyone else. But there are low scores to give out. So do like I do and hit up hotornot.com and give hot girls eating disorders by rating them low. Hey, what goes around comes around.