I resolve to:
Go to the gym so much that I make Flex Wheeler look like Pee Wee Herman.
Eat healthier and by that I mean cut down on my licorice in take from 7 bags a week to 5.
Stop being a cheap Jew although that's easier said than done.
Try not to rip off my friends in fantasy leagues.
Clean my room at least once a week.
Go out more socially.
Drink more.
Be more relaxed and just go with the flow.
Become a better softball pitcher.
Study more for my social studies area subject test.
Shave my back.
Stop stalking Natalie Portman.
Not make another resolutions list until next year.
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