Funny Jobs

One of my favorite things to do at my old job was to tell someone what job I could see them doing. I don't know why but there was just something funny about telling a grown man that he should quit his job and sell hotdogs.

You should definitely try it out the next time you're on a date or hanging out with friends in a bar. If you do here are some of my favorite funny jobs . Check it out and then let me know if I'm missing any.

Funny jobs:

The guy with the toothbrush who looks for fossils.

Peep booth janitor.

Hot dog vendor.

Toll booth attendant.

The lifeguard at a water park who tells you when it's okay to slide.

'Safety Engineer' for roller coasters.

Ventriliquist's dummy.

The mall security guard who rides around on a scooter.

Zookeeper.

For a male - Yoga instructor.

For a female - porn gaffer.

For a male - Woman's shoe salesman.

Used car salesman.

Travelling bible salesman.

For a male - Girlscout troupe leader.

Park ranger.

Milkman.

For a female - kneepad tester.

Dog walker.

The voice for books on tape.

Cruise ship activities director.

Ebay salesman.

For a male - event planner.

Motivational speaker.