Week In Review

Random thoughts from the last week:

Corny pickup line of the week - Going up to a girl on Easter and asking her if she wants to play find the egg.

Holidays are just excuses for girls to dress like whores.

You gotta love the day after Easter and Halloween. All the candy at CVS is on sale for half price!

I don't understand the expression, 'ends to a mean'. Does anybody even know what a mean is? Mathematically, it's an average but that doesn't make sense because how is something the end to an average?

Speaking of Math have you ever seen those shirts where it says something like, "Do you like Math? Because you have a great figure!"? I'm thinking of making one for social studies that says, "I teach history but that doesn't mean I want to hear about your past!"

The Mets say that they want to take back the city from the Yankees but unfortunately I won't be able to take them seriously until they get rid of Mr. Met.

Does anybody wear jean shorts anymore?

I wouldn't mind being fat. After all, have you ever noticed that all the items on the sales rack are 2xl? Fat people get all the breaks!

How come it's illegal to download music but cover bands can play those same songs free of charge and even make money in the process since they are getting paid for their services?

National Lampoon's Dorm Daze is so unbelievable. The dorky guy who writes love letters never gets the girl. Trust me.

Due to several years of student pressure Northeastern's SGA is planning to finally install direct elections. In related news SGA's President jumps off a bridge.