Craig's Lists: You Might Be a Loser If

No apartments for rent here. Just another hilarious list. This week I take a look at things you might do if you were a loser. Some of these I speak from experience on. Can you guess which ones?

You might be a loser if:

You have tivoed an episode of Battlestar Galletica.

You subscribe to Gamepro Magazine.

You've gone to the movies alone.

You've never had any cavities.

You've bought flowers for yourself.

When a baseball announcer says, 'for those of you scoring along at home', he's talking to you.

You've bought your whole wardrobe from one store.

You've been planning your wedding since you were 10.

You used to have an imaginary friend.

You know the words to the Golden Girls theme song.

You've played Dungeons and Dragons.

Your idea of a vacation is going to San Diego for ComicCon.

Your best friend is your pet.

You're coming in from a night out just as other people are going out.

The word gigabit means something to you.

You're looking forward to the Transformers movie.

You've ordered something from the Home Shopping Network.

You still have unopened packs of baseball cards from when you were a kid.

You shower with a bathing suit on.

You're still reading this list.

You swim with googles and a nose plug.

All the funny things you say are really quotes from movies.

You're reading this from your parent's basement.

Your idea of a date is eating one.

Your idea of clubbing is playing golf.

You still eat Flintstones vitamins.

You prefer taking a bubblebath to a shower.

You're male and you've taken a quiz in an issue of Cosmopolitan.

You play along to Jeopardy.

You've lent someone a dvd or video game and never asked for it back.

The only people who message you on myspace are night club promoters.

You correct people's grammar mid sentence.

You're a two beer queer.

You were multiple layers at all times just in case an impromptu strip poker game breaks out.

You study the scrabble dictionary.

When you go out with your friends you're the one taking all the pictures.

You've hosted a tuppelware party.

You've fantasized about Princess Lea.