Funny, Not Funny

Move over TBS there's a new judge of what's funny and what's not and his name is Craig Shames. In the following segment I'm going to analyze all of today's biggest names in comedy so that you can know whose good and who just thinks they are.

Dave Chappelle - Funny if you're black.

Carlos Mencia - Funny if you're hispanic.

Jerry Seinfeld - Funny if you like situational observations. Even funnier when being impersonated: "who are these people and where did they come from."

Jim Carrey - Funny if you had a time machine and could go back to when he was on In Living Color.

Chris Rock - Funny if you're one of the few peopel who can understand what he's saying.

George Carlin - Funny if you like to listen to really long lists.

Bill Maher - Funny if you like political humor.

Jay Leno - Funny during opening monologue only.

Conan O'Brien - Funny during interviews and bits but not during monologue.

David Letterman - Funny if you have an AARP card.

Jon Stewart - Occasionally witty and good delivery but the majority of credit for his success should go to his writing staff.

Steven Colbert - Not funny but thinks he is.

Margaret Cho - Funny if you're a lesbian.

Darryl Hammond - Funny if you like impersonations.

Dane Cook - Funny if you're a girl between 18 and 35 or your name is Brian Berkowicz.

Aaron Karo - Funny if you were in a fraternity.

Bill Cosby - Only funny while being impersonated by someone else.

George Lopez - See Carlos Mencia.

Anybody with the last name Wayans - See Jim Carrey.

Ray Ramano - Funny while acting but not while performing stand up.

Larry David - Great writer, horrible performer.

Lisa Lampanelli - Funny if you like insult comedy.

Jackie Martin - Funny if you like dirty jokes.

Jeffrey Ross - Funny when roasting someone.

Jay Mohr - Isn't funny but thinks he is.

Jason Alexander - Only funny as George Costanza.

Bob Saget - Surprisingly funny especially if you like dirty jokes.

Monique - See Chappelle.

John Pinnette - Funny if you like to eat.

Gilbert Goffried - Funny if you're not distracted by his stage fright.

Nick Cannon - Funny if you're still in high school.

Flip Schultz - Funny if you're Jewish.

Dave Attel - Funny if you're presently wasted.

Jim Norton - Funny if you don't have a conscience.

Craig Shames - Funniest man alive!