I know that the fact that I'm turning 24 on the 24th is pretty mind boggling but if your still have control over your faculties check out the following wishlist that I've put together.
Things I want for my birthday (can be bought) :
A Russian mail order bride.
A laptop although I would settle for a lapdance.
A digital camera.
An ipod.
DVD's to add to my collection.
Clothes.
Sandals.
A bike or rollerblades.
Things I want for my birthday (can't be bought) :
For Ed McMahon to ring my doorbell.
A room that doesn't smell like dirty laundry.
To become less hairy.
For the Hard Rock casino to add craps.
For someone to kill all the lizards in south Florida.
For Derek Jeter to get the respect he deserves.
For the Daily News to deliver same day out of state.
For someone to actually read this list.
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