Team Beef 'O Oren Dominates

Davie, Fl -

After looking in week 1 like they had never played softball before, Team Beef 'O Oren (1-1) came together like a well oiled machine, clicking on all cylinders in a 22-9 thrashing of Team Angry Pitcher. The win was impressive since Team Angry Pitcher had been regarded coming into the game as the best team in the league.

They were no match however for the pitching of Kevin who coincidentally pitched like Kevin from American Pie when he was the Rookie of the Year for the Chicago Cubs striking out people left and right. It was the kind of performance that people will be talking about for years to come.

He was backed by a stellar defense that featured a 3 headed monster of Seth, Oren, and Joe at shortstop. When they weren't playing at short all three of them joined Craig and all star newcomer Jamie Lee in the outfield to form a gold glove caliber unit that featured a diving catch by Craig and an impressive catch by Jamie on a bomb to right field.

Offensively, the Beef 'O Orens were lead by Brian 'Shaq Attack' Berkowicz who hit his first homerun of the year and added a bases clearing triple in a ten run 6th inning that broke open the game. Ryan "T" bag Ferguson", despite being more hungover than Courtney Love, added a monstrous walkoff homerun to leftfield as the final exclamation point.

Craig, Kevin, and Joe all chipped in four hits with Joe somehow managing to hit the ball to the exact same spot every time. As for the ladies Jamie went 1 for 3 and officially took over the team lead in walks, Sam ripped a run scoring double, and Camille went 3 for 5 although she would have went 5 for 5 had she not cut her fingernails.

Team Beef O' Oren (formally Team Oren but now sponsored by Beef 'O Gradys) will look to continue their impressive play next week when they get Bill, Mara, and Aaron back just in time for their highly anticipated showdown against team #1.