From A to Z

Here's a look at all the things causing my insomnia:

America's Best Dance Crew is the greatest show on tv and I'm not afraid to admit it.

Bob Saget. You know Comedy Central is desperate when they decide to roast Bob Saget. Still was hilarious though. The line of the night belongs to Jeffrey Ross (see, D) who said that Full House should have been renamed BlackJack because Saget starting hitting on the Olsen Twins when they turned 8 and didn't stop until they were 21.

Californication!!!!! Any show that can make David Duchovny seem cool deserves an Emmy.

Dancing with the Stars just announced their new cast. And the World'd Greatest Comedian Jeffrey Ross is in it. Doesn't get much better than that.

Eagle Eye. The greatest movie of all time. You heard it here first.

Fringe. Anything made by JJ Abrams is worth checking out. Cloverfield aside.

Generation Kill. Think Band of Brothers during the war in Iraq. Too bad it's seven episode run is already over.

Heroes. Villains. Still watching.

Investing. As in the $760 that I just "invested" in the fantasy football season. Anyone want to invest in clinical help for me??!

Jdate. Still hate it.

Knicks. Still suck.

Lost! Where are you? Come back!

McCain. If he wins I'm moving to Canada. Or at least Hoboken.

NFL Predictions. Cowboys over the Patriots in the Superbowl.

Olympics are finally over!!! Woo hoo!!! Now I can go back to watching reality tv!

Phelps, Michael. Greatest Olympian ever? Greatest Athlete ever?

Que Pasa?

Rays of Tampa. They deserve a lot of credit for continuing to win in spite of injuries to two of their best players in Carl Crawford and Evan Longoria. Far cry from the Yankees who bitch about losing because of their insignificant injuries.

Summer's almost over! Holy shit where did it go?

The Dark Night. I haven't seen a movie with that many endings since True Lies. Still very good though. Or is that just all the hype talking?

Umbrellas. If I see one more person using an oversized umbrella that takes up the whole width of the sidewalk I'm going to snap.


Visit to Cooperstown this coming weekend - stay tuned for all the details.

Watercube. Quite possibly the coolest sporting venue in the entire world. Apologies to Shea Stadium.


Xavier Nady. Newest Yankee makes the blog because I needed something with an X to talk about. Could really care less about him though.

Yankees - I haven't seen a bigger waste of space since the last time I looked in the mirror. Shame to end Yankee Stadium like this.

Zzzz- is anyone still reading this?