Thursday, June 22, 2006

Craig's Lists: You Might Be Gay If

No apartments for rent here. Just another hilarious list. This week I'm going to be taking a look at things you might do if you were gay.

You might be gay if:

You have a subscription to Men's Health.

You've worn thong underwear or a speedo.

You hang out at South Beach.

Your name is Richard Simmons or Ryan Seacrest.

Your favorite shows are American Idol, America's Next Top Model, Extreme Home Makeover Edition, and Dancing with the Stars.

You're a fan of men's tennis.

You actually have a fashion sense.

You sit with your legs crossed.

You pee sitting down.

You wear scarfs.

You correct other people's grammar.

You've gotten a manicure or pedicure.

You've ridden on a vesba.

Your ultimate dream job is professional dog walker.

You watch the Food Network regularly.

You're familar with Peter North's earlier work.

You don't play sports but you like to go roller blading on occasion.

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