Fwd: Brain Cramps

I'm always saying crazy things that make you shake your head. One of the best things that was ever said to me was by today's birthday girl, Leigh, who once said, "Craig, you make my head hurt." So, in honor of Leigh on her birthday here are some famous brain cramps as forwarded to me by my Aunt Giselle last week. Enjoy:

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kid all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."

--Mariah Carey

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life,"

--Brooke Shields

"I''ve never had major knee surgery on any other par of my body,"

--Winston Bennett

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country," --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC

"Half this game is ninety percent mental."

--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark

"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."

--Dan Quayle

"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." -

-Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst

"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."

--Keppel Enderbery

"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."

--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina