Week In Review

Random thoughts from the last week:

Why do people say that you can get over tired if you sleep too much? To me you can never get enough sleep. If you wake up and you're still tired you just didn't sleep enough.

I would love to be a slang word creator. But instead of saying that cake means money or that knocking out means falling asleep I would say that having an idea is having an 'edison'. Pretty catchy isn't it?

Speaking of slang, let me get this straight. A bunch of guys were sitting around and they wanted to come up with another word for drunk. And what they came up with was crunk! Was that really the best that they could do? All they did was change one letter! It's still the same number of letters! That's got to be the worst abbreviation ever!

I don't get how krock 92.3 fm can go to an all talk format and still be on the fm side. Isn't am for talk shows?

What is Abraham Lincoln on the penny and five dollar bill? Wouldn't it make more sense to have him on the penny and one dollar bill or the nickle and five dollar bill?

Remember when you were you in high school and gym class would fly by but science class would seem to drag forever? How is it possible that the same lenghth of time can feel different?

And why is it that the the day of the week never feels like the day that it actually is? We're always saying today doesn't feel like a Thursday it feels like a Monday. And what exactly does a day even feel like?

You know you're short when you still use a kiddie sized urinal.

What do you even get Melania Trump for a shower gift?

This guy who wrote into Newsday's rant of the week in their sports section had the line of the week when he said, "only my girlfriend could watch the Bradley vs. Pittsburgh game and realize that the little box score on the tv said Brad Pitt."

Why do they call it Pennsylvania station if it's in New York?

The fact that New York even has a Ms. Subways shows just how far we've fallen as a society.