Bushwhacked

Dear friends of mine at the NSA please don't take that headline literally. My last name isn't Gotti or Gandolfini and I don't actually want to whack President Bush no matter how much I might dislike his policies. I just wanted to come up with a word to use as my headline that had Bush's name in it and wasn't sexually perverted since I don't know anything about that kind of Bush. As a result, Bushwhacked is what I came up with. Please don't send me to jail for conspiracy to kill the President. Thanks.

Assuming, I'm still a free man I'm going to get to my point. How is it that President Clinton can get impeached for having an affair but nobody raises eyebrows when during the six year tenure of President Bush the following things have happened:

Shadily becomes President despite losing the popular vote after the hanging chad fiscal in Florida. A state governed by his brother Jeb by the way.

9/11 attacks occur under his watch and after getting informed of the attacks does nothing for ten minutes while continuing to read to first graders in Florida.

Goes after Saddam Hussein just to one up his dad who was never able to get him out of power during the Gulf War.

Congress and the public are deceived to believe that Saddam Hussein has access to WMD's.

Claims victory in Iraq on board an aircraft carrier. Death toll has steadily climbed ever since.

Abu Ghraib prison scandal with allegations of abuse towards detainees including desecration of the Koran.

Thousands of detainees held in Guantanamo Bay prison with more allegations of mistreatment.

Reports of secret CIA prisons throughout Europe.

The horrible national response to Katrina where thousands were left for dead in New Orleans.

No one in the administration mentioning the fact that the Vice President had shot someone in a hunting accident until after the media brought it up.

Bush himself admitting that he invaded Iraq because God told him to. Keep in mind that people who usually hold conversations with God are locked away in mental institutions and yet Bush is still the President.

And now as Iraq is about to plummet into a Civil War word comes out that he didn't even know about the deal that would give up control of six major U.S. ports (including New York, Baltimore, Miami and New Orleans) to an Middle Eastern firm until after it was finalized.

Could someone please explain to me how this man is still the President of the United States?