Week In Review

Random thoughts from the last week:

How come some words have more than one meaning? What did they run out of words when they were assigning meanings to things that they had to go back and start doubling up? Why couldn't they just create more words? Snoop dog and my friend Tommy do it all the time!

Am I the only person who sees two cop cars idling next to each other in a parking lot and thinks drug deal?

Why do some people wash their hands before they go to the bathroom?

I hate whenever I go to say hello to someone and only a littel whimper comes out. Sometimes it's barely even audible. And now that person thinks that I didn't say hello back to them.

If a basketball player goes to dunk the ball and gets stuffed by the rim does the rim get credited with a blocked shot?

You gotta love New York weather. You can wear shorts in the winter and a fur coat in the summer. One day its warm, the next its cold. Oh yeah, there's nothing wrong with the ozone layer.

Why do some websites still give you an example of how to write an email address? Do people still not know what an email address is?

I have the worst luck. I went to the Knicks game on Friday night and of course Natalie Portman also went to the game...but on Tuesday.

Whoever said that the hurricanes that hit Florida last year were because God was punishing Florida for electing Bush president had the line of the week.

How come sports arenas can show celebrities on their big screens as a way of showing everyone else that their game is the place to be without having to pay those celebrities for being a spokesperson for them?

How come I haven't heard more people referring to Super Bowl 40 as being extra large?