No apartments for rent here. Just a hilarious list about things that bother me as a follow up to a previous post about how bitter I am. Enjoy:
Watches and clocks ticking while I'm trying to sleep.
Come to think of it any noise while I'm trying to sleep.
Newspaper print that rubs off on your hands.
People who correct your grammar in mid conversation.
People who call with unknown ids and then don't leave messages so you never know who called.
People who don't call you back when you call them.
People who give away surprise endings to books and movies just to be jerks.
People who after receiving a thank you say thank you back instead of your welcome. (ex: A cashier gives you your change back and says thank you for shopping at Waldbaums. You say thank you back probably thanking the cashier for giving you your change back but never say your welcome to her original thank you.)
Bloggers who have to explain their comments and jokes because no one gets them the first time.
People who make fun of their own friends.
People who roll through stop signs.
People who make fun of my chillaxing away message.
People who check other people's away messages non-stop.
People who laugh uncontrollably while decapitating virtual soldiers in video games.
Fast food workers who mess up your order even though you say it slowly three times.
Restaurants like those in Disney World that automatically put cheese on all of their hamburgers because they assume people want it that way.
People who use their grandmother's handicap parking sticker to get the good parking spots.
Perfectionists.
Hypocrits.
Corrupt politicians.
Certain Howard Stern employees who come up with my ideas before me.
Clothing stores that want you to wear shirts with their logos on it but don't want to pay you for advertising for them.
Hair gel that dries up and flakes in your hair.
Cops who run red lights just because they can.
The you must buy something to use the bathroom rule.
Guys who wear jewelry.
People who are so lazy that they take the elevator for only one flight.
People who make no effort to hold the elevator for you when you're running for it.
People who wear dog tags for fashion even though they're not in the military.
People who talk during movies.
People who kick the back of your chair during movies.
People who sit right near you in an empty theatre.
The fact that you can't get cell phone reception in your house.
Commercials that repeat within the the same half hour or hour program.
Meatheads who look to start fights in bars.
Calling the Jets and Giants the New York Jets and Giants when they play in New Jersey!
Fans who don't vote for Derek Jeter to be in the all star game.
Sports drinks that come with plastic lids under the bottle caps so that you wind up feeling like a jack ass after you try to drink it and nothing comes out.
Tattoos on girls.
People who feel it necessary to conform with society.
*I'm sure there are a lot of other things that bother me after all I am a direct descendant of George Costanza but I think this will do for now.
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