Happy Birthday Sean

Just like with Erin here's the wildly popular, 'You Know Your Sean Gordon If', in honor of Sean's 23rd birthday.

You Know Your Sean Gordon If:

You were once told by a security guard at Fenway Park that a search was not necessary since it was impossible to conceal anything in your tight jeans.

You think it's socially acceptable to wear woman's clothing.

You think the Olsen Twins are hot.

And did so when they were on Full House.

Andrew W.K. is the voice on your voicemail.

You know what emo refers to.

You were once a human bowling ball.

You once ran through a water fountain to impress a girl.

You're best friends with Gilbert Godfrey.

You are often confused with Ryan Phillippe.

You were once dressed like a giant orange.

You once got paid to hand out flyers but just threw them away and said that you handed them out.

Everyone thinks your gay even though you get more ass than Jude Law.

The phrase, "hi Craig it's daddy" means something to you.

You once woke up at 5 in the morning and found Ross Senack searching for porn on your computer.