Week in Review

Random thoughts from the last week:

How are you supposed to get hired for a job if you need experience in order to get hired but can't get any experience since no one will hire you because you don't have any?

Is it weird that I check HBO latin to see what's on HBO rather than just checking HBO?

There's a town on Long Island called Patchogue. How come I don't live there?

I never thought I would say this but after watching ESPN's Fantasy Football Preview I agree with everything Nick Lachey has to say.

If someone writes a porn star a check and makes it out to their porn star name and not their real name can they cash that check?

The Cinncinnati Bengals T.J. Housmanzadeh definitely has the best name in all of sports.

The best nickname though belongs to Utah Jazz forward Andrei Kirilenko whose Russian, wears #47 and is known as A.K. 47.

I heard there was a guy in Japan who died a few weeks ago after playing a video game for three days straight without pausing to eat or sleep. That could be the way I go out except with me it would be three straight days of drafting fantasy football teams without pausing.

Joke of the week taken from an old issue of Maxim: A man calls his boss one morning to say he's too sick to come to work. 'What's the matter?' asks his boss. 'I have a severe case of anal glaucoma,' says the employee. 'That sounds like a load of crap!' yells his boss. 'What the hell is anal glaucoma?' 'I can't see my ass coming into work today."

After watching Groundhog Day again recently the thing I don't understand is how come Bill Murray is the only person who realizes it's the same day over and over again? Everyone else in the town is also going through the same day with him but he's the only one that realizes it. Kind of sucks to be going through the same day and not even realize it. How dumb are those other people?

Is it me or does Carson Daly look like that Ventriliquist's dummy from that famous Twilight Zone episode?