Random thoughts from the last week:
Burrrrr, it's cold in here, there must be some toros in the atmosphere.
Why does every single celebrity own a Scarface movie poster? What's the mass appeal?
Do Rachel Ray and other food network hosts talk to themselves when they're cooking at home?
Did you know that you use 5 gallons of water every time you flush the toilet.
So I called 1800-The-Lost the other day thinking it was a hotline for Lost. Turns out it was a hotline for missing children. Oops.
Is wearing your belt to the left the same as wearing an earing in your right ear?
Note to self: the cereal box does not go in the refrigerator.
What's the fascination that people have with shortening other people's names? I met a girl named Jessica last week. Right now she's Jess. By next week she'll be J.
Speaking of names, Bean Stringfellow, has got to be the greatest sports agent name ever. Sorry Arliss.
Why do only good athletes have nicknames? Shaquielle O'Neal has about 13 of them ranging from Shaq Daddy to the Great Artistotle. But his backup, Michael Doleac, doesn't have any.
How much are you supposed to tip a stripper after a lap dance?
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