I thought I would mix things up today and introduce a game. It's called 'You Be The Judge' and consists of reading about the antics of several hypothetical people that I've created. Readers then have to decide whether or not the person in question fits their description. Descriptions aren't necessarily of real people. And away we go:
Is this person turning gay?
Recently exclaimed that "In Good Company" was the greatest movie ever. And not because it stars Scarlett Johansson but rather because he actually thought it was good.
Spent his Saturday night baking cookies.
Went to Blockbuster to rent a video game and passed up Medal of Honor for Mario Tennis.
Is this person funny?
Came up with the lines:
"I've touched more Latin ass than a toilet at immigration!"
"Anna Nicole Smith didn't lose weight from trim spa ... she stopped swallowing."
"Hear the news about Britney Spears? .... No? Well that's because no one cares about women after they get fat."
Is this person a drug dealer?
Hangs out in parking lots.
Spends countless Friday nights entering into Texas Hold 'Em tournaments shadily run out of the back of convenience stores.
Has a disproportionately hot girlfriend.
Is this person unemployed?
Spends 10 hours a day playing online poker.
Stays up late enough to watch the Daily Show and then sleeps late enough to catch the Colbert Report on repeat upon waking up.
Goes to the gym twice a day.
Is this person trying to win or lose his fantasy basketball league?
Trades away Lebron James, Yao Ming, Shaquielle O'Neal, Larry Hughes, Dwight Howard, Ben Wallace and Lamar Odom.
But acquires Jason Richardson, Chris Paul, Ron Artest, Memhet Okur and a bunch of other scrubs who are playing well.
Does this person have a life?
Is in 25 fantasy football leagues.
Spends all his free time blogging.
Still lives at home in his parent's basement.
Well you be the judge. What do you think?
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3 comments:
You be the judge: Is this person gay, unfunny, and borderline retarded?
1. He wants a brittany snow poster for xmas and will actually hang it on his wall.
2. He blogs at least once a day and then checks his blog for comments every 10 minutes thereafter
3. He actually believes that all of his arguments in the preceding posts are clear, logical, funny, persuasive, and accurate. Ps. scarface = not italian. have you even watched the movie???
Anonymous said...
You be the judge: Is this person gay, unfunny, and borderline retarded?
1. He wants a brittany snow poster for xmas and will actually hang it on his wall.
2. He blogs at least once a day and then checks his blog for comments every 10 minutes thereafter
3. He actually believes that all of his arguments in the preceding posts are clear, logical, funny, persuasive, and accurate. Ps. scarface = not italian. have you even watched the movie???
You be the judge: is anonymous a bonafide assclown?
1. He actually believed that I wanted a Brittany Snow poster.
2. He checks my blog at least one a day and then leaves assinine comments that just show how mean spirited he is.
3. He actually believes that I give a rat's ass about his opinion.
Ps: You left the same comment twice.
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