Tuesday, January 24, 2006

New York, New York

Before I move to Florida (it's T-minus 34 days and counting in case you were keeping track) I thought it might be a good idea to do some things in New York that I've always wanted to but never did. As such, here's a list of things I hope to do in the Big Apple before it's too late:

Walk across the Brooklyn Bridge

Watch one more sporting event at Madison Square Garden

Go to a Broadway show

Go to an off Broadway show

Go to an off off Broadway show

Go to an off off off Broadway show that's so far off Broadway it's actually back on

Ice skating in Rockefeller Center

Meet Donald Trump

Monument Park tour at Yankee Stadium

Go clubbing in the meat packing district

Play three card monty with a homeless guy in the Village

Pick up a prostitute in Times Square

Eat at the 'Seinfeld' dinner near Columbia University

Go on a Cosmo Kramer tour

Play poker in the same underground dive that AROD played in

Go to a Daily Show taping

Go to Cooperstown

Tip over a cow

Go to Niagara Falls

Ride my bike through all five boroughs

Hand deliver a love letter to Natalie Portman

Play in a pickup basketball game at Rucker Park

Enter a hot dog eating contest at Coney Island

Run to the top of the Oceanside Dump

Play manhunt in Oil City

Tell off the Board of Directors of the LIRR

Museum hopping with Whitney

Take a picture with the Naked Cowboy in Times Square

Get on tv during the Today Show

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