Random thoughts from the last week:
Flying on Song with their over the top attempts at making you feel relaxed made me feel like I was in a movie like Vanilla Sky or Total Recall where I was flying a futuristic airline. The only thing missing was a tablet sized meal.
Cousin Robert says: The future is a promisory note, the past is a cancelled check, and the present is cash.
I've got to be the only person who goes to a warm weather locale and catches a cold.
I've done so much Sodoku lately that now everytime I go to the bathroom and see a tiled floor I can't help but think about it.
Why is it that there's only turbulence when you're in the lavatory?
Whoever said that the lottery is a tax on the poor has the line of the week.
Do you think the porn industry was rooting for the USC Trojans to win the National Title?
How did Rachel McAdams and Sienna Miller not make my top ten list?
Why do we still lock the bathroom door when we're home alone?
I think there's something addictive about potato chips. Whenever I eat them I get hungrier. It's like they want you to get hungrier so you'll eat more of them and have to buy more of them.
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