No apartments for rent here. Just another hilarious list. This week it's my list of extremely awkward situations that inevitably you will find yourself in more often than not.
1. Trying to parallel park with someone sitting in the car behind where you'll wind up.
2. Having the sniffles or a cough during a big test.
3. Having your phone ring during an important meeting. Doubly awkward if it's set to a Kelly Clarkson ring tone.
4. A news caster waiting for an interviewee to say goodbye on tape delay so that they can move on but the interviewee just sitting there not knowing what to say.
5. Elevator ride after someone just ran for the elevator and you didn't try to hold it open for them.
6. Sitting in a room with someone else's friend after the mutual friend leaves the two of you alone.
7. Farting in front of strangers while in an enclosed area. (This also makes the Craigs list for funniest situational moments.)
8. Being on a date with nothing to talk about.
9. Going to a strip club and getting a lap dance from somebody you went to high school with.
10. Yelling at somebody in a fit of road rage and then being stuck next to that person at a red light.
11. While at Blockbuster having the clerk announce to everyone within ear shout that your rental of "The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants" is due back on Thursday.
12. Having to empty the contents of your carry on bag for everyone to see during a random security check at the airport. Doubly awkward if said contents include porno magazines, condoms, or sex toys.
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