Week In Review

Random thoughts from the last week:

Last Saturday night I rented Hitch with Katie. The first copy was scratched and we had to return it. The second copy didn't work either because get this: on one side of the DVD there was a sticky substance with what looked like a pubic hair stuck on it. It was absolutely the most mortifying thing I have ever seen. If anyone is reading this: NEVER GO TO BLOCKBUSTER EVER AGAIN.

I've noticed that while serving a large holiday meal it's inevitable that at least one side dish will be left behind in the kitchen. And it's usually still in the microwave.

At a sporting event why do people clap when somebody gets carted off the field? What are they glad that the guy got hurt?

Speaking of messed up reactions I can't stand it when a ball is hit into the Yankees dugout and the Red Sox fans cheer louder than they do after a David Oritz homerun.

Is it weird that I still eat animal crackers?

Mark had the corny joke of the week when he asked: "what's the difference between women and vultures?" Answer - Vultures wait until your dead before they eat your heart out."

Zac had the line of the week when he invited me into his fantasy hockey league because he thought that with the end of the baseball season and my loss of 30 fantasy teams that I would be looking to add a replacement.

What is it about jewish words, starting in ch, like challah and chanukah, that makes them so hard to pronounce for non jews?

Did you know that you use 5 gallons of water every time you flush the toilet?

Would somebody tell the Red Sox that falling behind 0-3 isn't going to work in the ALDS.