Saturday, October 01, 2005

Week In Review

Random thoughts from the last week:

You know that you're only a few years away from machines taking over the world when you're microwave stops defrosting a steak half way through the alloted time and then verbally tells you that the steak needs to be flipped over.

What's the big deal about downloading music? Isn't that the equivalent of renting a movie or taking out a book at the library? How come you can read a book without buying one and watch a movie without owning it but can't listen to music without buying the cd?

Why do some people insist on asking, "you know what I'm saying?" after everything they say? I'm pretty sure I know what you're saying. You just said it ten seconds ago.

Why does ESPN post the score of the game you are watching on the running ticker of scores at the bottom of the screen? I'm pretty sure I know the score. I'm watching that game.

What's up with people who say the letter o when referring to the number zero? O is not a number. It's a letter. Zero is a number. Get it right.

Did you know that the voice of Kit, the car from Knight Rider, is actually Mr. Feeney from Boy Meets World?

Rob had the line of the week when while at Hooters on Friday night he took one look around the room and was like, "damn they shouldn't call this place Hooters anymore. They should call it Asses." Brian Malfettone then had the gayest line of the week when he said, "why's that? Because of all the guys that are here?"

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