Budget Living

You know you're on a budget when...

You just don't add water to your orange juice, you also add it to your shampoo.

Your beer of choice is Natty Ice.

Your idea of doing laundry is turning your underwear inside out.

You eat brunch and linner so that you only have to spend money on 2 meals a day.

You're straight but the only rack that you're interested in is the sales rack.

You carry around more coupons than the Sunday paper.

You'll drive an hour out of the way, wasting gas in the process, just to save money.

You're idea of going to the mall is hanging out on that grassy knoll by your house.

You could go on a date but you'd rather eat them.

You make Jewish people look like big spenders.

You give advice to waitresses when leaving a tip.

Your newspaper doubles as your toiletpaper.

You use ceran wrap to save money on condoms.

The only splurging that goes on is in your pants late at night.