Today, May 12th is a day that will live in infamy for today is the birthday of the legendary Brian "Big Pappa" Berkowicz. Thought by some to be the spawn of Shaquielle O'Neal because of their similar eating habits and the fact that they share the same agent, "Baby Shaq" has become a force to be reckoned with in the South Florida dating scene.
Yoga instructors, personal trainers, strippers, foreign exchange students, and porn stars alike have all fallen under the spell of Berkowicz's charm, i.e. they were all clubbed over the head and dragged back to a cave, er his apartment.
Kidding aside, Brian is a great guy worthy of all your praise. Or your scorn, considering that it was Brian who turned me into the annoying headcase that I am today.
Cheers bro. Happy 23rd!
P.S: Maybe next year I'll remember.
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