Softball

I am a softball god.....Here's the proof:

ABA Sports of Long IslandSunday, May 08, 2005(5/7/05) - In their first action of the year the Gamers rode a 11 run second inning in route to a 16-6 game one victory. In game two, the bats went silent but they still found a way to win, 5-0 behind the brilliant pitching of staff ace Craig "Afropatch" Shames. Shames escaped a bases loaded no out jam in the first inning to set the tone for the rest of the game. Shames was aided by flawless middle-infield play by 2B Rob Rathbun and SS Rob Roll, and by a shutout saving 7th inning diving catch by CF Scott "Dirk Diggler" Goldsmith. After the game, Skipper William Bezouska was quoted as saying, "Runs are overrated in slow pitch softball."