Arrested Development

So a friend of mine, let's call him Brian, came across a website, www.prisonbitchname.com, that tells you what your prison nickname would be if you ever find yourself in the slammer. I don't know why Brian was thinking about getting it in the popper, but I'm glad he was, because he came across this website and now we can all find out what our names would be. Here are a few samples:

Me - Nappy Hole
Leigh - 3 Dollar Bill
Erin - Lips
Brian B - Horse Hung Harry
Brian M - The One-Eyed Ogre
Russell - Golden Boy
Sean - Butt Blaster
Tully - Skank Cunt
Billy - Rim Shot
Rob - Bung Boy
Melissa - The Perv
Heidi - Pillow Biter
Katie - Mayonaise Queen
Salvo - Fudge Packer
Sechrist - Ankle Grabber
Justin - The Gerbil
Tommy - Liberace
Lauren - Fuck Stick
Drew - Moustache Girl
JP - The Rear Queer
Dan P - Shit Eater
Kristen J. - Queer Johnny
Kristen T. - Heywood Djeblomi
Whitney - Wish Bone

Now let's all take a moment to wish that we never wind up in jail.