Los Angeles, CA - In a surprise development, hotel heiress and amateur porn star, Paris Hilton, has agreed to marry Greek shipping heir Paris Latsis after only five months of dating.
Industry insiders say that they are repulsed, apaled, and disgusted by Paris' decision to marry someone with the same namesake as herself.
However, they did go on to say that the Paris-Paris wedding, however weird it may be, is not nearly as disturbing as the developments coming out of Baldwin, NY where long time oedipus complex sufferer Brian Malfettone is dating someone with the same name as his mom.
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