You gotta love unemployment insurance. I'm getting paid to do nothing. It's kind of like being back at Adelphi except I get to sleep to 2 pm every day.
My life's not all that glamourous though. Sometimes, my mom makes me water the plants.
With all the free time I have, I've been giving my rooting interests in baseball a lot of thought and I think that I am now officially a Baltimore Orioles fan. Although, I reserve the right to jump back on the Yankees bandwagon if they make the playoffs.
After watching the MTV Movie Awards, was it or me, or did it seem like the only movies made last year were Napoleon Dynamite, Mean Girls, and the Notebook?
Speaking of the Movie Awards, what was up with Jessica Simpson? Her face looked like my ass when I was going through puberty: hairy and pimply. No wonder there's rumors that Nick wants to dump her.
And I couldn't help but wonder what Nicole Kidman must have been thinking when Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes came out together. I almost felt bad for her until I realized that I don't care about anybody but myself.
Let's see, what else happened this week. Oh yeah, I officially signed up for summer classes at Nassau Community College to start me on my way to my Master's degree. Classes start on July 5th, which gives me about three weeks to put a stereo system in my car, contract a STD, and get a 'Growing Up Gotti' esque haircut or otherwise I might not fit in.
I'm kind of excited though about going back to school. It's been over a year since I last was in class, which means that's been over a year since I last cut class to stay home and watch porn.
And finally, on Friday night, I went to JFK airport with my mom to pick up Mark who was returning from a business trip in New Orleans. Hearing about Bourbon Street and the girls that sell you shots held in their cleavage brought back a lot of fond memories of Spring Break 2k4. I'll never forget those nights even though I was too drunk to remember any of them.
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