Attack of the Clones; Rolls Lead Gamers to Sweep

Wantagh, NY - The much anticipated season debut of the third Roll brother, Greg "Reginald Peeps" Roll, sparked the undermanned Gamers to an incredulous sweep of the FGHT Eagles, 10-8 and 7-5, resulting in chants of "Rathbun who?" following the second game.

Greg, who was conceived via invitro fertizilation using Rob's sperm and Dave's eggs, finally joined the Gamers after weeks of begging and wasted little time in proving why he thinks he's the best Roll brother, running down a long fly ball with ease in what some are saying was the best catch since Willie May's over the shoulder grab in the 1954 World Series.

After watching Greg make 'the catch', 1b Dave "Snail" Kheel said, "Damn son, if I had your speed I would get to so many more balls." To which Lcf, Brian Malfettone replied, "yeah Dave but you would have twice as many errors because you would get there and then drop them."

It was a good thing the Gamers had Greg (5 for 8 with 3 runs and 3 rbi's) in the lineup because they started the first game with only eight players as Kheel overslept and 2b Zac Nicholson lost track of time while in his dark room developing nude pics of Rob Rathbun from the set of, "Hot Stick: Hot Bunz." Without Kheel and Nicholson at the start of the game, Dave "Deli Boy" Roll (5 for 7 with 4 rbi's) played the entire right side of the infield. His fielding prowess helped limit the Eagles to six runs in that first inning.

"In hindsight, I probably should have gone with two outfielders and had someone play first base," Gamers pitcher and intermin manager Craig Shames said. "But I really wanted Dave to play there by himself so that today's blog headline, 'Attack of the Clones' would make more sense."

In the second game, the original Roll, Rob Roll, went 3 for 4 with yet another homerun, to spark the Gamers offense and complete the Roll family trifecta of domination on the day. Other players, not named Roll, who had big days were Brian Malfettone who hit two monster bombs, resulting in a double and a triple, Peter Hon "Solo" who chipped in four hits, Scott "Zoolander" Zimmerman and Johnny "No Glove" Vasquez who both went 3 for 4 in game one, and Zac "Matinee Idol" Nicholson who played 2b like Derek Jeter plays shortstop with several over the shoulder catches.

Following the sweep, Shames was seen on the Gamers bench running his mouth about how great he pitched, (3 k's and 3 bases loaded jams escaped) when Brian Malftettone distracted him, allowing Dave Kheel to sneak in and pants him in a premediated attack.

After watching this scene unfold, 2b and amateur porn director Zac Nicholson said, "Damn Craig, now I know what Billy's sister has been raving about. You can be in one of my movies anytime."