Shame(s) on you, Bronson Arroyo.
As if it weren't bad enough that you and the Red Sox beat the Yankees last year in the ALCS, you had to go out and do this. As if it weren't bad enough that you and Mike Timlin made fun of my hair last year before a game, saying that it was worse than Johnny Damon's, you had to add even further insult to injury. As if it weren't bad enough that you can throw harder with your left hand than I can with my right, you had to rub it in even more and hook up with some sluts from Northeastern.
How dare you, Bronson Arroyo. Those were my sluts. I paid $100,000 for the right to go to parties and try to hook up with girls just like that. What gives you the right to stroll onto campus and steal them away from me and all the other Northeastern students out there?
It's bad enough being a Northeastern student and living in the shadow of BU and BC, even when there are lots of hot girls around to look at. What's the school spirit going to be like now that all the hot girls on campus are now in the Red Sox clubhouse acting as 'ball girls' for the day?
Just because you play the acoustic guitar and wear beads in your hair like some kind of 14 year old girl on a family vacation to the Bahamas, doesn't give you the right to bang whoever you damn well please. Perhaps your beads were wound a little bit too tight the night you decided to swing by campus. Hopefully, you'll do us all a favor from now on and get your sluts from online chat rooms like me and leave the NU sluts to the hockey team.
Believe me, they need all the extra incentive they can get.
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FYI - just so you can be with the time - calling women 'sluts', even when quoting someone else, is just plain offensive and mroe than a little immature.
To the above commenter. HE WAS BEING IRONIC. Sarcastic. JOKING. Funny. Haha.
Jeez. People need to stop being so PC all the time. It's just annoying.
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