So my friend Brian who discovered www.prisonbitchname.com, came across another site www.jobpredictor.com that tells you which job you are most qualified for. It also predicts how long you're gonna live for and what your porn star name would be if you entered the business.
Above all else though, it has a section that predicts compatability. So, knowing me and how I think I'm destined to marry a celebrity, it is only fitting that I enter all of my should be 'girlfriends' into the site and see what it comes out with. Here are the results:
Me and Natalie Portman: 0% - wah wah, looks like Natalie is too materialistic for me
Me and Brittany Snow: 0 % - wah wah, Brittany only wants to hook up
Me and Keira Knightley: 0 % - wah wah, Keira doesn't want to settle down
Me and..... oh forget this, I'm too depressed now to keep going. :(
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